Brian was in Just Shoot Me!
with me, Brian Posehn. -TIANA: Oh, nice.
-SPADE: Just Shoot Me! -Remember that show? Say yes.
-Right. -(applause and cheering)
-Pull it out of him. -Chris, were you?
I don’t remember. -I was not. But I did work a lot
in the 1900s. Uh… -(laughter)
-(Spade mumbles) That one sort of bit me. No. I did. I work… I worked on MTV, a channel which, at one time, actually played short films
set to music. -Uh, that was a different time.
-SPADE: Yes. -I remember it. -Yeah.
-Yeah, it was a different time. Disney Plus– we all know about,
was a big deal, just launched– they’re including
trigger warnings on some of their more
racially-insensitive content from the past.
It reads, “This program is presented
as it was originally created. It may contain
outdated cultural depictions.” (laughter) This movie is rated “N” for…
you know what. TIANA:
Oh, yeah. (laughter) Oh, yeah, I know. They have to be very careful that they spelled “trigger”
right, that’s for sure. -HARDWICK: Jesus. -POSEHN: Wow.
-I’m just saying. The following film
is not suitable for children, -but your grandma’s
gonna like it. -TIANA: Yeah. Well, I… I, um–
and I say this as a… as a Disney fan–
there are a lot of land mines in the archives at Disney, and I actually, like,
legitimately, I went to– eh, it’s a kind of sidenote–
but I went to Disneyland for my bachelor party–
like, that’s what I did for my bachelor party,
’cause I love it– -and-and afterwards, uh…
-(person chuckles) -That’s not funny.
That’s what I did. -(laughter) -It’s also very Chris Hardwick.
-POSEHN: There were strippers. -Yeah. -HARDWICK: Well,
that’s the thing, is that… no, no, no, that’s the thing,
is that I would tell people, and then I started getting
shamed– people were like, “Why didn’t you go
to a strip club?” So I just started lying,
and I was like, “There’s a strip club
at Disneyland. Uh, it’s in Adventureland.
It’s open from 10:00 to 2:00.” Welcome to the Magic Carpet.
It’s a whole new world. Please welcome
the lovely Jasmine to the stage! -(applause) -Yeah.
-They should update it. Hands off the girls, fellas?
Uh-hyuk. -You know, it’s like…
-Yeah. -(laughter) I’m sure the dwarves get
really slutty at night, right? I hope they didn’t cut
that scene from the Snow White movie,
the… the-the gang bang scene
that they have. SPADE:
I’m sorry, I didn’t… -Am I watching the wrong one?
-POSEHN: Don’t remember that cut -of the movie. -Oh.
-Yeah. Everybody’s freaking out
over there. Mickey Mouse apparently,
uh, deleted, like, 3,000 kind of iffy texts. (laughter) They weren’t bad. They’re
not gonna check him, are they? Dumbo.
Have you heard his podcast? -(laughter)
-SPADE: No. There’s some…
some questionable accents. -TIANA: Yeah, but nobody…
-He might not get SNL, -is what I’m saying.
-That’s true. For sure. -I got it. I know.
-Nobody obeys warnings, though. You know what I mean?
Like, on alcohol, you’re just, like,
glug-glug-glug. You know, and, like, cigarettes,
you’re like… They’re like, “Don’t have sex,”
and it’s like, “Well, yeah.” (laughter) You know, they actually–
Disney– they had to hire people to go through every movie
on Disney+ and see what was
and wasn’t rape. All right, this next one is
Song of the South. ♪ ♪ -What the (bleep)?
-What the (bleep)? (laughter) It was a quickie. (applause) I’m sure Bambi’s mom was like,
“A trigger warning? -I could have used that.”
-(laughter) -Oh, that’s a science joke.
-That’s a good one, right? Uh, in less upsetting
Disney news, they debuted a new
Star Wars show called The… -Mandalorian.
-Mandalorian. And guess…
guess who’s in it? Yeah. -That guy!
-(cheering) -Brian Posehn.
-(applause, whooping) He’s in the Star Wars universe. That’s great. I still have a nerd boner. -Yeah. -Oh, trigger warning,
trigger warning. I’m sure it was scary
taking over for Chewbacca. -(laughter)
-Um, so… -They had to shave me.
-(laughter) To play Chewbacca.