Drop the Mic w/ Cara Delevingne & Dave Franco


>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, HOLD ON, IT’S TIME FOR A THREE-WAY DROP THE MIC! DROP THE MIC! INTRODUCING THE RHYME KILLER,
WITH NO FILLER, JAMES CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HE’S NO BOSS LINE BUT HE HAS FLY
BARS. DAVE FRANCO! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NUMBER THREE, THE UNSTOPPABLE,
NONFLOPPABLE CARA DELEVINGNE! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WELL, JAMES, AS HOST AND AS ALWAYS, YOU GO FIRST.>>James: ALL RIGHT. YOU SURE YOU BOTH READY FOR
THIS?>>GOOD LUCK.>>BORN, BABY.>>James: THIS IS ABOUT TO BE
A BLOODBATH.>>PROVE IT.>>James: ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A BEAT. DAVE FRANCO, THANK YOU YOUR
AGENT FOR GETTING YOU THIS BIT, WE CAN ALL AGREE YOU’RE NOT
FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR IT. DON’T WORRY, THERE’S STILL TIME,
YOU’LL BE DISCOVERED BUT I’M PRETTY SURE WE ACTUALLY MEANT TO
BOOK YOUR BROTHER. AND IT’S CAR D DELEVINGNE, FROM
PAPER TOWNS, I WISH SOMEONE HAD DROPPED A MATCH AND BURNED THAT
MOVIE DOWN. YOU’RE PERFECT FOR SUICIDE
SQUAD, BECAUSE WHEN I’M BEING HEARTFELT, IT MAKES ME WANT TO
KILL MYSELF.>>YOU’LL KILL YOURSELF, YOU
PROMISE, IS THAT A FACT. I’VE NEVER HEARD A BETTER REASON
FOR ME TO ACT. I CAN SEE IT NOW, THE HEADLINES
ABOUT ME, CARA DELEVINGNE, THE WOMAN WHO SAVED LATE NIGHT TV. DAVE FRANCO, OH YEAH, YOU’RE
HERE TOO. I AM LIKE AMERICA, I’VE NEVER
NOTICED YOU. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR MOVIES AND I
DEFINITELY WON’T. NOW YOU SEE ME? NO, SORRY, I DON’T.>>OKAY, OKAY, CARA DELEVINGNE
PART OF TAYLOR SWIFT’S SCENE, WELL HERE’S SOME BAD BLOOD IF
YOU THINK I’M BEING MEAN, KUS YOU THINK YOU’RE AN ACTOR IN
MOVIES RIGHT NOW, TRYING TO HIDE AN ACCENT THICKER THAN YOUR
EYEBROW. JAMES, YOU YOUR ENDS AT 1:30
EVERY WEEK SO HELLO TO THE PETS WHOSE OWNERS FELL ASLEEP. BRITISH HACK WHO HAS TO SING AND
DANCE TO BREAK INTO THE SCENE. YOU’RE A LESS TALENTED, MUCH
FATTER MR. BEAN..>>I ACTUALLY LIKE MR. BEAN, SO.>>BUT YOU DONE HAVE THE
EYEBROWS.>>James: ALL RIGHT, DAVE,
YOUR BROTHER’S COOL, WHILE YOU, YOU’RE A NERD. HE’S MARKY MARK, YOU’RE DONNIE
WAHLBERG, DON’T EVER THINK YOU HAVE THE SKILLS TO MAKE ME, THE
ONLY FUNNY THING YOU’VE BEEN IN IS ALISON BRIE. MY FIF RECEIPT DELEFF VINE, I
PICK YOUR SISTER POPPEE, KUS SHEZ’S MY FAVE ARE MODEL AND ARE
YOU JUST A COPY. HEY YOU AND DAVE HAVE ONE THING
IN COMMON, YOU’RE ONLY FAMOUS NOW KUS YOUR OLDER SIBLING’S
AWESOME. I DIDN’T SEEN SEE IT. BUT IT MAKES SENSE NOW.>>SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. YOUR CARPOOL KARAOKE HIT IS
PURELY LUCK, STEF YOA BOND CERTIFICATE BLIND AND EVEN HE
CAN SEE YOU SUCK. YOU GET TO WORK WHY REGGIE
WATTS, THAT MUST BE FUN. TOO BAD REGGIE HAS TO WORK WITH
A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A THUMB. OVER TO DAVE. YOU’RE JUST LIKE BLOOD, YOU’RE
THICKER THAN WATER AND YOU DESTROYED SCRUBS. YOU’RE BOTH SHORTER THAN ME AND
I THINK THAT YOU’LL FIND, I’VE HOOKED UP WITH HOTTER GIRLS THAN
BOTH OF YOU COMBINED. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>ALL TRUE STATEMENTS. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. BEFORE ALL YOUR FANS TWEET THAT
I’M A JERK, I’LL BE NICE AND JUST SAY LET THE REAL ACTORS
WORK. YOU’RE FAMOUS RIGHT NOW BUT THE
COMEDOWN WILL BE HELLISH. YOU’RE NOT A HOUSEHOLD NAME
BECAUSE NO ONE CAN [BLEEP] SPELL IT. AND NOW TO RESPOND TO THE DWEEB
ACROSS THE POND N A SUIT LOOKING LIKE A SAD BLOATED JAMES BOND. MEETING BEATING ME IN BATTLE,
THAT’S A REACH, YOU’D HAVE TO STEAL LINES FROM MICHELLE
OBAMA’S SPEECH.>>NOW IT’S TIME TO FIND OUT WHO
YOUR WINNER IS. IS IT JAMES CORDEN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
IS IT DAIFER FRANCO! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OR IS IT CARA DELEVINGNE? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WINNER, CARA DELEFF VINE! — DELEVINGNE, DROP THE MIC! MIC DROPPED.>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, CARA DELEVINGNE AND DAVE FRANCO. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

100 Replies to “Drop the Mic w/ Cara Delevingne & Dave Franco”

  1. Aight so at the risk of sounding like a suck when they both especially Dave had to go on about James’s weight… like cmon. It’s one thing to do a rap battle but they kinda went on about it. He just shouldn’t have to deal with shit about his weight bc he’s such a nice person. Don’t get me wrong I’m in love with Cara and Dave but I think whoever wrote the lyrics took it a bit far

  2. [Verse 1: James Corden]
Dave Franco, thank your agent for getting you this bit
We can all agree you're not famous enough for it
Don't worry, there's still time, you'll be discovered
But I'm pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother

And it's Cara Delevingne, from "Paper Towns"
I wish someone had dropped a match and burned that movie down
You're perfect for "Suicide Squad", I'm being heartfelt
Cause when I see you try to act, it makes me wanna kill myself

[Verse 2: Cara Delevingne]
You'll kill yourself, you promise? Is that a fact?
I've never heard a better reason for me to act
I can see it now, the headlines about me
Cara Delevingne, the woman who saved late night TV

Dave Franco? Oh yeah, you're here too!
I'm like America: I never noticed you
I haven't seen your movies and I definitely won't
"Now You See Me"? No, sorry, I don't

[Verse 3: Dave Franco]
Cara Delevingne, part of Taylor Swift's scene
Well here's some bad blood if you think I'm being mean
Cause you think that you're an actor in movies right now
Trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrow

James, your show ends at 1:30 every week
So hello to the pets whose owners fell asleep
British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene
You're a less talented, much fatter Mr. Bean

[Verse 4: James Corden]
Dave, your brother's cool, while you, you're a nerd
He's Marky Mark, you're Donnie Wahlberg
Don't ever think you have the skills to take me
The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie

My favorite Delevingne, I pick your sister Poppy
Cause she's my favorite model and you, you're just a copy
Hey! You and Dave, you got one thing in common
You're only famous now cause your older sibling's awesome!

[Verse 5: Cara Delevingne]
Your Carpool Karaoke hit is purely luck
Stevie Wonder is blind and even he can see you suck
You get to work with Reggie Watts, that must be fun
Too bad Reggie has to work with a man that looks like a thumb

Over to Dave, you're just like blood
You're thicker than water and you destroyed Scrubs
You're both shorter than me and I think that you'll find
I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined

[Verse 6: Dave Franco]
Before all your fans tweet that I'm a jerk
I'll be nice and just say let the real actors work
You're famous right now but the comedown will be hellish
You're not a household name 'cause no one can fucking spell it

And now to respond to the dweeb across the pond
In a suit, looking like a sad bloated James Bond
Beating me in a battle? That's a reach
You'd have to steal lines from Michelle Obama's speech

  3. OMG, DAVE'S LINES WERE PURE PERFECTIONS😱🔥🔥🔥
    I mean, James's ones hit harder but only because they are really personal, Cara's ones were GOLD too, she's a Queen herself😍👏, but Dave…also his flow is catchy I didn't expect such a talent in this domain from him👍

  4. Beat me in a battle thats just 🤔🤔🤔 U will have steal a line from michelle obamas speech 😎😎
    Hands up for DAVE

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