Ellen in Emma Watson’s Ear


All right, we have set up hidden
cameras in just a few moments. And Emma Watson is gonna
interview a nanny. But the nanny isn’t for her kids,
cuz she doesn’t have any kids. The nanny is for her.>>[LAUGH]
>>And can you hear what I’m saying?>>Yes, I can hear what you’re saying.>>Wonderful, okay. So, our nanny is walking
close to the door. Open the door and go yohoo,
I’m ready for you.>>[LAUGH]
>>Yohoo, I’m ready for you. Hi.
>>Please come in. Sit wherever you want.>>Please come in, sit wherever you want.>>Okay, thank you so much.>>Interesting choice.>>Interesting choice.>>Where do you want me to sit?>>No, no, no that’s fine.>>No, that’s fine.>>I assume someone told
you about the position.>>I assume someone told
you about this position.>>Yes.
>>Okay, so, I’m looking for a nanny.>>Okay, so, I’m looking for a nanny.>>But here’s the thing.>>But here’s the thing. Okay.>>You’d be my nanny.>>You’d be my nanny. [LAUGH]
>>I got the idea I was watching The Bachelor.>>I got the idea I was
watching The Bachelor.>>My gosh, Corinne?
>>Yes, exactly.>>Yes, exactly.>>Yes.
[APPLAUSE]>>So hilarious, and I was like, that’s so awesome.>>That’s what I thought too.>>That’s what I thought too.>>Yeah.
>>I started saying vagine too. [LAUGH]
>>I started saying vagine too. [LAUGH]
>>Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.>>Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.>>Okay, well, I’ve lived in Texas before, and then I moved here when I was 19.>>Cut her off. I got it.
I got it I got it.>>Yeah, I got it.>>Okay.
>>Okay.>>[LAUGH]
>>So you put it in their lunches?>>The kids I’ve taken care of,
they were for a long time. Kids do now, so I love this.>>So back to me, back to me.>>Back to me.
>>[LAUGH]>>So I’m very particular.>>I’m very particular.>>I don’t like crusts on sandwiches.>>I don’t like crust on sandwiches.>>I don’t like milk, but I like Redbull.>>I don’t like milk, but I like Redbull.>>Okay.
>>You know what, I like to go potty alone.>>I like to go potty alone.>>I don’t need you to help me potty.>>I don’t need you to help me potty.>>But I want us to be like family. But I want us to be like family.>>And the family that laughs together,
stays together.>>And the family that laughs together,
stays together.>>Start laughing. Start laughing.>>[LAUGH]
>>Keep going. Keep going. Just keep going.
Keep going. Keep laughing.
>>[LAUGH]>>Keep laughing. Keep going. Keep laughing. Keep going.
>>[LAUGH]>>Keep laughing. [LAUGH]
>>Keep laughing, get crazy with a laughter.>>[LAUGH]
>>All right, just stop right there. Now just stop and stare.>>[LAUGH]
>>I want to be able to trust you with my secrets.>>I want to be able to trust
you with my secrets.>>I want to be able to trust
you with my secrets.>>So I’m gonna tell you something right now.>>So
I’m gonna tell you something right now.>>I’ve never told anyone.>>That I’ve never told anyone. [LAUGH]
Now just start crying.>>[LAUGH]. [LAUGH]
My finger hurts. My finger really hurts. [LAUGH]
>>It’s an owie.>>It’s an owie. [LAUGH]
>>Hold your finger out. Make it better.>>Can you make it better? [LAUGH] See how you don’t see it. [LAUGH]
>>Say, that was a test. You did very well.>>[LAUGH] That was a test. You did very well.>>I was like, I don’t see it!>>[LAUGH]
>>Hold on, what time is it?>>Hold on. What time is it?>>4:27.
>>It’s snack time.>>It’s snack time.>>Snack time?>>Open up the cabinet.>>A treat?
>>Go into the cabinet. One of the-
>>There’s a lollipop in there. It’s under the coffee pot. All right. All right, good.>>[LAUGH]
>>[LAUGH]>>Take a, lick some of. But.>>Offer it to her.>>[LAUGH]
>>No thanks, I’m.>>[LAUGH]>>I don’t eat candy.>>Hey,
I just remembered I need to text someone.>>When I was
>>Hey, I just remembered that
I need to text someone.>>Okay, phone’s over here. Do you want me to [INAUDIBLE] for you.>>[LAUGH]
>>Act like you’re looking at a text and go, no, no, no, no.>>No, no, no! No!
>>Throw the phone. No.
>>No! [LAUGH]>>And just look at the mirror and say, mirror, mirror on the wall
>>Mirror, mirror on the wall. [LAUGH]
>>Who is the best little girl of them all?>>Who is the best
little girl of them all?>>[LAUGH]
>>You are Emma, you are.>>You are Emma, you are.>>[LAUGH]
>>[LAUGH]>>Here’s one more thing I think you should know.>>There’s one more thing
I think you should know.>>I’m not looking for a nanny.>>I’m not looking for a nanny.>>Okay.
I was like, is this a joke or not? [LAUGH]
>>Yes. You’re on the Ellen show right now.>>You’re on the Ellen show.>>My God.
>>[LAUGH]>>[APPLAUSE]>>I was so confused.

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