Grace Helbig, Paul F. Tompkins, John Hodgman – Daddy Like – @midnight with Chris Hardwick


IT IS NOW TIME TO PLAY DADDY
LIKE, DADDY LIKE. DAD: TO SOME, HE’S THE GUY WHO
TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SHAVE. TO OTHERS, HE’S THE GUY WHO
NEVER RETURNED FROM BUYING A PACK OF CIGARETTES EIGHT YEARS
AGO. LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME FOR
SOME PEOPLE HERE. THE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT FASHIONED
DADS UNDERSCORE COLLECTS EXQUISITE PHOTOS OF PROUD POPPAS
IN ALL THEIR PATERNAL GLORY. I’M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME HIP DADS
FROM THE FASHION DADS INSTAGRAM AND FOR 250 POINTS, I WANT TO
YOU TELL ME WHAT THEY WERE SAYING AS THE PICTURE WAS BEING
TAKEN. FIRST UP, THIS CUDDLEY
CARETAKER. LET’S SEE WHAT IS HE SAYING. GRACE>>WE BOTH LIKE TO [BLEEP] IN
THE YARD.>>CHRIS: POINTS. HODGMAN.>>EYES FOR NIPPLES, SON. EYES
FOR NIPPLES.>>CHRIS: POINTS. THE DOG IS SO EMBARRASSED BY
THIS.>>BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE A
SHIRT OF THE GUY.>>HE THINKS, HE THINKS —
>>CHRIS: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.>>THAT DOG THINKS HE’S
SKINNED A GIANT DOG’S FACE TO MAKE THIS.>>CHRIS: NEXT ONE, THIS
HANDSOME HANDYMAN. YES, PAUL F.>>WHAT’S SAY WE TALK ABOUT
CHEM TRAILS OVER A GLASS OF HOMEMADE CANTELOPE WINE?>>CHRIS: POINTS, POINTS.>>CHEMTRAILS. RESPECT,
RESPECT, PAUL.>>CHRIS: GRACE.>>WELL, YOU WEREN’T GOING
TO MURDER YOURSELF, WERE YOU?>>CHRIS: POINTS. NEXT ONE. THIS PUFF DADDY. HODGMAN.>>[BLEEP] WALLPAPER, RIGHT?>>CHRIS: POINTS.>>[BLEEP] CRAZY.>>CHRIS: I THINK HE’S GOT TO
FIND OUT WHERE MORTY McFLY GOT THAT GREAT SPORTS ALMANAC. (APPLAUSE)

5 Replies to “Grace Helbig, Paul F. Tompkins, John Hodgman – Daddy Like – @midnight with Chris Hardwick”

  1. Hey guys i know its random but can you please go like and watch my videos! And subscribe to me! My goal is to make people smile and laugh and just to find happiness!!
    And one day start playing games and stuff!!

    You're all the best ?

  2. It's ridiculous how Grace makes THE BEST ONE LINERS and the others barely make me snicker, yet when grace hears the them she doubles over. ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR POWER GRACE.

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