I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place. Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago. We turn people we like into Knights. However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they’re legally allowed to cut your head off This is ridiculous. That’s not the only dumb British law We’ve got tons of them, and I don’t even know if anyone takes these things seriously. So today I’m going to test that and try and break as many ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don’t get arrested. Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?
– oh definitely You know, there’s a law where it’s illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously. I’ve got the salmon now I have to act suspiciously with it. He’s checking if his car’s locked. That’s how fucking creepy I look. – What’ve you got a fish for?
– Does it look suspicious to you? It doesn’t look suspicious but it looks interesting. It’s not suspicious? Alright I’ll I try harder to be more suspicious. The fuck is that?! Ladies and gentlemen, Would you like to see a man walking past with a fish? Pointless You don’t know if there’s a library nearby do you? Apparently, it’s illegal to gamble in a library. So me, stinking of salmon I’m gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library and break that law. ‘Scuse me, Do either of you gamble? Yes, gamble, like Blackjack. We don’t have to play for money if you don’t want to I’ve got a Sashimi-quality fish. ‘Scuse me, I’ve got a great game of Blackjack Sorry if I smell. How come you’re doing this? I’m trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day. You going again? Oof, bust. 10p for me. I was gambling in a library! I’m gonna walk right into that building there in a suit of armour. Something that apparently you’re supposed to get your head cut off for. – Hi there
– Is it a public gallery? Yes! Um, not sure… if the armour-
– you haven’t got a real sword have you? No, it’s plastic. Sorry, this has never happened! Have a look at the sign, make sure you don’t have any of these.
– I definitely don’t have any of those Why are you dressed as a knight? I’ve just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing. – Okay
– Amazing! I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head. Right, next one. You can’t shake out a dirty rug in public and also can’t wear an outrageous double ruff or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen Just shaking the rug Alright wearing a double ruff, being sock-less Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Are you filming now? There’s a law against singing a lewd ballad in public. I’m pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here. I’ll try and do a bit of improv. Just gonna sing a song – I’ve written a little song, if that’s okay? If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah. Okay Tony, Tony How are you today? Tony boy Tony, please come out and play You look like a marshmallow Our eyes meet over the piano. Oh I’d love to nestle my head on your Fluffy chest Tony boy, Tony come out and play Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window. I guess that’s lewd – that’s another law broken another off the list So stupid I’ve never been to Downing Street before 10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister

100 Replies to “I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police”

  1. Do all former British prime ministers get 24hour police protection paid by tax payers? Does John Major get that? Or Blair is an exception?

  2. Have you ever broken a law?
    Him: well-

    I’m not the type to brag, but you could say I’ve suspiciously handled some salmon

  3. There are plenty of stupid ancient laws in several of the 50 states of the United States. Like Alaska: It is illegal to get drunk in a bar. It is illegal in Arkansas to say the word "Arkansas" incorrectly. And it is illegal in Arizona to spit in public.

  4. This is funny, but seriously, how in Hell are you able to just walk right up to, and even touch, the door at 10 Downing Street. That’s insane.

    Or did you work it out with the police guards before you did it? I suppose, if the PM was not there and you asked the copper if If was all right, and they checked you for explosives, it’s not so crazy.

  5. In America you can have you fucking shotgun on your back lol ?… and that’s why school shootings happen it’s really a sad ? thing

  6. In Scotland, pregnant women are legally allowed to urinate anywhere, and can ask a police officer to uss his hat to urinate in and by law he must allow it

  7. I don't buy the part where he walks up to No 10 Downing Street and knocks on the door. There's a high-security entrance at the top of the street where visitors must be per-registered and then go through a metal detector, and bag scanner search – just like one has to do at an airport. The entire street has been closed to the general public for years.

  8. it's interesting how the commoners are forbidden to own a spoon without a license but the important people get guards with machine guns.

  9. My ideal Dumb laws

    Staring at people with bad impressions are punishable by law

    laughing in public are considered selfish action towards peace.

    Walk with styles always in public engagements.

  10. in kansas, if two trains intersect, both has to stop. this leads to a never ending waiting cycle

  11. The crazy thing is that the authorities could’ve literally cut off his head and they wouldn’t get in trouble.

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