Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show

While her husband has struggled to get his approval rating
over 40%, Melania has
consistently remained the country’s
most popular Trump. And personally, I love her, too, because we have so much
in common. We’re both immigrants. Neither of us would be here
if it weren’t for Donald Trump. And I’m just gonna
put it out there. We’re both style icons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s right, Melania.
This bish stole your look. (laughter, applause) Now… Now the reason
I’ve been thinking about Melania lately
is because, in the wake of Trump’s
recent immigration crackdown, I’ve started
to notice something that’s got me really concerned. I think Donald Trump is trying
to deport… Melania. (laughter) No. And you might be asking, “Why would he want
to deport his wife?” I don’t know. I don’t know. But things haven’t exactly
been perfect between them. First of all,
it’s no secret that Melania barely spends
any time at the White House. Secondly, when he tried
to hold her hand in public, she tried to slap it away like a Slovenian
Dikembe Mutombo. You remember that.
And who knows. It may have even created
some tension between them when Trump allegedly
banged a porn star and paid her to be quiet, and then, the whole country
found out about it. Anyway, you know,
normal relationship issues. And I know it sounds crazy. Donald Trump wants
to deport his wife? But… but if you look at all of Trump’s
immigration policies, right, a lot of people think
that he just hate immigrants, but when you put them
all together, you start to notice a pattern. All of his policies seem
to be aimed at his wife. (laughter) For example,
one of the immigration issues Trump complains about most
is people who come to the United States
the wrong way and work in the country
illegally. And everyone always assumes
that because he’s racist, he’s talking about Mexicans. But I don’t think
it’s a coincidence that that same complaint could
apply to his very own wife. WOMAN: New questions
about Melania Trump’s immigration status when
she first came to the U.S. The Associated Press reporting she didn’t have the proper visa
for her modeling work. I came here on visa. I flew to Slovenia
every few months to stamp it and came back. WOMAN: Trump insists she got her
visa stamped every few months. If that’s accurate, it would
mean she had a type of visa, possibly a tourist visa, that needs
to be updated periodically. But that type of visa
does not allow working in the United States. MAN: When this controversy
first bubbled up, the Trump campaign promised that Melania would have a press
conference to clear it all up. WOMAN: That press conference
never happened. That’s right.
Melania’s staff promised that she would hold
a press conference to clear up her questionable
immigration history, and then it never happened. Now, to be fair,
it’s only been three years since that promise
was made, okay? And you guys
don’t even know how hard it is to throw together a press
conference in three years. Like, you-you have
to get a podium, and-and, like,
that’s pretty much it. -But still… but still…
-(laughter) it seems a little convenient… that Trump would bring up
the whole “legal work” thing when he knows his own wife has
a shady visa history. And clearly, when that failed, Donald tried
to switch things up, because then he started
complaining about how, (like Trump): lots of foreigners
are taking advantage of America’s
immigration system… (normal voice): by claiming
that they were special when in fact they were not. Now, again,
people assume Trump was talking about Indian computer
programmers in Silicon Valley, but if you follow the clues, you’ll realize this guy
was actually slamming his wife. The Washington Post reports
that questions linger about how Melania Trump scored
the so-called “Einstein visa” to enter the United States
when she was a model. In 2001, she was granted
a green card in the elite EB1 program. It’s designed
for academic researchers or people in other fields
such as Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors. NEWSWOMAN: …granted
to people who demonstrate sustained national
and international acclaim, and it’s usually
in the fields of arts, business
or in academic research. Now, only 3,376 EB1 green cards were issued that year. Five went to people
from Slovenia. Yeah, that’s right.
Melania got a green card through
the Einstein Visa Program, which seems strange– although
I guess if you spend enough time standing next to Donald, anyone
starts to look like Einstein. Well, almost anyone. -And you know…
-(laughter) you know, guys… the more you look at it,
the more it seems like Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife. Because who can forget one of his biggest
anti-immigration crusades– (like Trump):
chain migration. NEWSMAN: The president wants to
reform the visa lottery system and end so-called
chain migration. Then you have chain migration. -(jeering)
-Chain migration. Chain migration–
you come in, and you bring
your whole damn family… A guy comes in,
and then you have to bring… his aunt, his uncle,
his father, his grandfather, his grandparents. A single immigrant can bring in virtually unlimited numbers of distant relatives. Yes, one of the things
Donald Trump hates most about America’s
immigration policy is that immigrants’ families can
come live with them in the U.S. Now, even though
Donald Trump says that, I want my family
back home watching the show to know that
this is not true, okay? You cannot bring unlimited
relatives to America. -(whooping, applause)
-Do you guys hear me? (speaks foreign language) In fact… the law even says that you guys
can’t crash on my couch, and I’m actually
not even in town that weekend. That’s what the law says…
Uncle Mongmong. Now, it was
really slick for Trump to make it seem like
this thing was about… (like Trump):
uncles and aunts and cousins, (normal voice):
but clearly, there was someone that he was actually aiming at
all along. NEWSWOMAN:
President Trump’s in-laws slipping in and out
of a Manhattan federal building where they took the oath
of U.S. citizenship. Sources tell ABC News
that First Lady Melania Trump sponsored
her Slovenian-born parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, taking advantage
of the same policy President Trump has denigrated
as “chain migration” and vowed to end. That’s right.
Melania Trump helped her parents chain-migrate to the U.S. So that’s what Donald Trump
was trying to stop. He was trying to… trying to
turn his in-laws into outlaws. -(laughter)
-Yeah. Which is super hard-core. And as if this
wasn’t enough evidence that Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife, then how do you explain
the new policy his administration announced
this week? Huh? They came out saying
that immigrants who receive assistance
from the government may not be allowed to stay
in the United States. Well, guess who lives
in a free house provided by the United States? -(laughter)
-Melania mother-(bleep) Trump! -(cheering)
-Donald… I see what you’re doing, Donald. I see what you’re doing,
and I’m not gonna let it happen. In fact, we’re not gonna let
this thing happen. (cheering) Daily Show fans, join me now. Help me get the word out
by tweeting #dontdeportmelania. Because if this great immigrant
is forced to leave this country, then the United States
can never truly be best.

100 Replies to “Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show”

  1. Melania met Trump at the kit kat club in New York, which is owned by Jeffrey Epstein's pimp Ghislean Maxwell. A match made in heaven. No, at a high-class hoe house.

  2. Simply not fair to people like us worked so hard to be part of the social fabric. But Melanie and her parents (they became naturalized citizens last year) got it because of her beauty…


  4. Imagrants come here to work and pay taxes to help your pocket book .They don't recieve any housing,food stamps, or free medical! They have to taxes for being allowed to work here! Don't you know that? You should have been deducting it in their paychecks The taxes! Everyone get's taxes taken out of their checks…You should know this!?!

  5. i dont understand why you ended that as "truly be better should have been "free" lololol cause it aint never been that.

  6. No way !!!!! He would he do that because of his son. He love his family too much Malina is not going anywhere why do people want to start trouble with lies

  7. you fucking half breed co** sucker why don't you go back where the fuck you came from you are not wanted here there are too many liberal POS here now. Go home and spread your fucking lies and shit or is it you aren't welcome their

  8. His own grandfather came here without being legal. And so did his mother and she died as an immigrant while they lived right here in the United States.

  9. Melania is as fake as the Christian conservative Republicans and her husband. Lock her up. Trump's mother was an illegal immigrant. She didn't become a citizen until several years after she been in this country. She came in 1912, and applied for a citizenship in 1930 became a citizen in 1942.


  11. From my personal experience most immigrants work as hard as they can, in return they do not, will not, and occasionally can not (if illegal with no forged documents) be applying, let alone receiving government/state assistance. I also know there are some who do use assistance. I'm just mentioning what I've seen and experienced.
    Besides wanting a better life and/or economic reasons other reasons Central and South American people take the dangerous, pricey, and extremely risky trip is to flee crime and gang violence countries, to give their children a good education, do jobs Americans don't want for various reasons, etc.

    Now in Central America when you leave your country to try and seek asylum the U.S. and EVEN Mexico will detain a person and ask why they did not seek asylum in the neighboring country, untimely being refused entry.
    I agree we do need to limit who's allowed and who's not allowed. There has to be a better way of granting visas and etc.

    We need to stop discriminating against one nationality over another, even group has there good and bad.

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  13. news alert most Americans dont want immigrants to drag all their relatives here. you cant have a women with five different kids by five different men and his children and their half brothers and their baby mamas and ex boyfriends when will it stop??

  14. I'm from Milan and we have many models here, but unfortunately I'm not one of them. I could have got straight a visa to stay with my husband like Melania maybe… 
    CHAIN MIGRATION? I have to wait minimum 3 years to join my husband in U.S. because he's just a Green Card holder who contributes to American economy with his hard work, his Ph.D knowledge and paying taxes. He can't bypass the law for his wife and family. 
    Well, since I can't create my family, waiting for a crazy long immigration process, I kindly invite Mr President to not disrespect people in my situation at least with his speeches and lies. Of course he did it already with his actions.
    Thank you Trevor for telling DAILY the truth!

  15. … your just a brown turd , compared to Melania . And Ivanka will be the first female President in 2024 . MAGA Trump 2020 . … just walk away from the assholes spewing shit .

  16. kicking Melania out of the country is the reason why Trump ran for the presidency. I can't believe why nobody sees this. It's like a divorce without the need to pay any spousal support.

  17. You think the President of the United States is trying to deport the First Lady of the United States? The Daily Show with some idiot named Trevor Noah.

  18. Well i guess we've all been tricked into watching the news instead of 'epic fails' and 'news blooper' videos because this guy is funny

  19. It's not just this man's jokes which are half-baked. He himself looks like them. But some Americans like these jokes which explains why they do so badly in PISA testing

  20. This is a highly interesting point. He does not want to pay her alimony since she probably wants a divorce.
    Bro. You have a great point. Hmmmm.?????You are brilliant.???

  21. Sometimes in a comic show you can hear the biggest truths, from the comic-funny perspective, that makes it much easier than cruel reality. The great comedian Aristophanes has sayed once "People among us, and I don't mean the polis, remember this — I don't mean the polis – but wicked little men of a counterfeit kind…."

  22. I Don't know who the funny man is on this program but if I were him he'd better watch his MOUTH. Your talking about Our Vice-Presidend with a bad mouth. He's GOD's man you're
    messing with GOD. You're showing who you really are. People of a America they're lying about Our President Trump. Find out for you're self. Our is doing What no other President has done for our Country in s long time. My VOTE is for a second TERM!!! 2020???

  23. I was reading some comments Who is or has become perfect. Who's with out SIN cast the first Stone. I don't think anyone is so perfect.

  24. I cant believe this mental disbelief dissillusional state of mind by liberals ???..You leftists Never learn?‍♂️?

    MEdia and Leftist:Impeach trump,Trump Bad,USA is suffering

    USA(Actual Americans who dont really watch these B.S media,and are easily brainwashed) : Voted Trump 2016!!!!

    USA 2020:Truth prevails,Trump was Never what Media said back then,And will continue to make America Great Again.????
    #But I Still ironically enjoy and Laugh at Trevor,He's Funny then and will be funny still ☕

  25. Why do Hollywood do nothing losers and International Jewish bigots hate Trump, our elected President? End the hate. Support our President. We had to put up with Obama for eight years. Now it's Dems turn to put up with Trump.

  26. BREAKING NEWS: First lady, Melania Trump is in a serious problem, likely
    to be deported.

  27. Hello Trevor !
    This is what Europeans think about the USA. Trump is a disaster, not even a joke !!!
    African-American, Chinese-American, Spanish-American,… I never heard of European-American nor White-American. This is the real racial American problem. Americans are the most racist people in the world. The German wall collapsed and Dumb-Trump makes a new one with Mexico. What is the problem ? Natives-Americans are not white. From history they are ancient Egyptians discovering central America.
    Trump :"America is the greatest country in the world !" And sometimes "Let's America be great again". America is not great with Trump as president. He is as a kindergarten boy at the university playground.
    Phil from Belgium. Somewhere in Europe most of you don't even know where it is…

  28. Let's have chain "emigration" of the trump administration and all of his voters out of this country to, oh say….Oh Somalia! They have small government there, I think they will enjoy it!

  29. Well, Don usually gets itchy for a new & better looking wife about every 10 years. So Melania, is boot close. Might need to change her Student Visa to a new Ralph's Card for da ICE-man!

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