Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored


– WELCOME TO
PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? – I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. – OKAY.
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
UH… WHAT SIZE YOU NEED?
A FULL, QUEEN, KING? – QUEEN.
– QUEEN, OH. WE GOT A BIG SEL–
– AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY. – ALL RIGHT. – SHIT GETS KIND OF CRAZY
IN MY ROOM. – OH, OKAY.
[laughs] I GOT YOU, BROTHER.
[laughs] I GOT YOU. WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS
WE GOT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE AND, UH…DURABLE. – DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT? – NO, NOT AT ALL.
GO AHEAD. I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE’S
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON– – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH!
YEAH! NO, IT’S TOO HARD. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER? – UM… OF COURSE. THIS–THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM,
NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES. IT’S ON SALE, TOO,
TODAY, AT $1,200. – CAN I TRY IT? – SURE. – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting] WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunts] IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY. – OKAY.
NO, IT’S A LITTLE PRICEY. I AIN’T GONNA LIE TO YOU. BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM.
WE GOT OTHER CHOICES. UM… THIS A GREAT MEMORY
FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE. IT’S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND– – CAN I TRY IT OUT? – RIGHT.
RIGHT, YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY. – YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. – YEAH.
OH, YEAH. – COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS. AYE! AYE!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! “YES!
SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!” – YEAH, MAN, RIGHT.
[laughs] YEAH, MAN.
UM… SEX HAPPENS. – YIP! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! OH!
OH, HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!
HERE IT COMES! HOO-AH! YUP, THAT’S THE ONE. I’LL TAKE IT.
– OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP. – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting]
– AYE, PAPI! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [glass breaks]
– SI, PAPI! – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”!

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored”

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  2. How the fuck can they do these they need they own channel they famous enough u mean damn and u can't just watch one u gotta it's ah must to watch 3

  3. Reminds me senior year nothing about my dick but I Had 6 qb sacks in one game WHO GOT DAT GUD D!! Norte Dame West Haven

  4. He's a bad salesman if you really cared about the customer he would have sold him one of the first two mattresses those are heavy fuck load mattresses

  5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    The ending ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. That hand shake tho ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃlmao๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

  7. At the beginning: "Welcome to Papi Matress Liquidators". At the end: "Ay Papi". The mattress seller was his neighbor, that's why he was acting strange.

  8. i thought he was telling who have got gudi…and sea puppy…i was confused…but in the end it was all clear. k&p, you guys are great.

  9. People are saying itโ€™s a joke about the neighbor but I always thought it was a joke about memory foam, and the fact that the bed remembered him having sex and kept shaking and making those noises

  10. Pelee knows how to write horror cause this guy buying the mattress is genuinely creepy

    Nevermind I watched the video

  11. This made me laugh so F-ing hard that I started making sounds that sounded like I was saying who got that good "D"!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  12. I HAVE FOUND OUT THE STORY IN THE STORY:
    Salesperson: the guy making sex in the room under the guy
    The guy buying the mattress: the guy in the red pjs

    HOW DO I KNOW?
    The quote โ€œYou know how it goes, coming up on them late night…โ€ by the customer.
    Itโ€™s suggested that the salesperson KNOWS the situation because of the words โ€œuhhh…. yeah…..sex happensโ€
    And the salesperson is always uncomfortable, because he knows the way he's doing it like himself.
    And since the customer is nerdy, it makes sense he will wear the pjs at the night.

    If you disagree please comment below!

  13. News report recently said that Germany had an epidemic of hedgehogs having loud sex everywhere. It reminded me of this.

  14. whoever understand the end, pliz answer whether im interpret it right ? so actually peele buy the mattress because he the one who cant sleep because other people above who had the good d and he need the new mattress so he can sleep (not the one who had the good d ) ?

  15. I love these dudes ! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i swear i didn't know how funny their skits be but now i know !

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