Meet the Pyro

♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing… it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I… I ain’t, I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not here, is she? How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!? One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. [O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫ ♫ In a young girl’s heart… ♫ ♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫ ♫ And it’s magic, if the music is groovy. ♫ ♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫ ♫ I’ll tell you about the magic, it’ll free your soul, ♫ ♫ but it’s like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫ [Heavy screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫ ♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫ [Scout screams!] ♫ Your feet start tapping and you can’t seem to find… ♫ ♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫ No! [Medic screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫ ♫ We’ll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫ ♫ And maybe, if the music is right… ♫ I’m burning! [Scout screams!] Help! [O.S.] Aaahhh! ♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫ ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ [Whistling.] ♫

100 Replies to “Meet the Pyro”

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  2. Now, let’s be really honest here. Pyro has no clue that this is a war. The goggles are making him see what he’s seeing. So don’t call Pyro insane.

  3. If there's one thing i hate the most, then it's hearing a human scream at the top of their lungs while burning. Poor Sniper.

  4. How the meet the pyro vid wants you to feel: this mumbling psychotic abomination lives in a fake fantasy that he believes is real, the actions he commits is horrific and gruesome and he doesn't even know what he's really doing.
    What most pyro mains think: I can't wait to play as my fursona!

  5. So at the end as you can see through soldier's body is that his world, so, does that mean you can look through a dead body to see what pyro sees and explain the rest of the world why he's being a psycho and everything ?

  6. I love how the pyro in this video destroys the entire blue team yet in an actual match they just w+m1 and die in like 5 seconds

  7. I don't know why but I feel identified with pyro because I love burning things and I imagine myself in a reality where I am a psychopath and I kill people :3

  8. I love how a game can make better animations and compelling characters in one to two minutes and maybe a few comics than three one-hour thirty minute movies.

  9. Did anyone notice how he walked into town at the start and left at the end of the video? Does that mean he does this every time he goes through town?

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