What Catcalling Was Like in the Olden Days – Key & Peele


(whew) Ha ha.
Whoo-whee! Miss Clarissa,
I’m gonna tell you, girl. In that dress,
you looking about as sweet as a field full of honeysuckle
after a spring rain shower. [chuckles]
How do you do it, girl? Mm!
That ass, though. – What was that?
– What was what? What you just said to her. Oh. Well, I was
just following your lead. No you wasn’t. You was being all heavy-handed
with it, man. You got to be subtle. – Subtle.
– Exactly. You got to be subtle if you
wanna talk to them ladies. I can do that. [bluesy harmonica] Whoo hoo hoo!
Whee! Miss Denise, girl, the way that dress
is flowing, you look like a mountain creek
after a spring thaw. Simply refreshing. What…is…your…secret? The way that dress
fitting on you got them…titties
popping out. – What–
– Amazing. What. Is. Your.
Secret? What are you–
what are you doing? I was just doing
what you was doing. No, you wasn’t. I even said
“What. Is. Your. Secret?” – That’s verbatim!
– That part was. Did you hear me say anything
about anybody’s titties? No. You know what? How about we just say
no words altogether. – No words altogether.
– Mm-hmm. – Question.
– Yes? – How will I talk?
– You’re not gonna talk, okay? All right. Hoo hoo whee! Ladies, I’m sorry,
y’all hurt my eye. Y’all just, like, smoldering.
Like the sun. And just as bright in them
beautiful dresses. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-
mm-mm– Mm! Mm! Mm!
Vagina. What the hell was that? Oh. I did say a word
at the end there, didn’t I? Did you see the part
where all this was going on and shaking your tail feathers
and whatnot? I didn’t see it–I got
the worst view in the house. That’s what
chased them away, man. – All right.
– You know what? – Stay away from me.
– All right. Whoo whee! Miss Laverne. You like
a long-stemmed rose, the way
you looking and smelling. Mm-mm-mm-mm! What is your recipe? Damn, boy. I bet you got a big old dick
and balls. I love you.

95 Replies to “What Catcalling Was Like in the Olden Days – Key & Peele”

  1. For some honest and legitimate reason – Key sounds like how I imagine my grandpa when he was younger.. ?

  2. "Damn boy, I betchu got a big ol' dick an balls"
    "I love you"

    Still a better love story then twilight

  3. Happy medium, trick is have conversations first, then sneak your game in. Go little edger then Key but not as far as Jordan, but again to each his own. Respect though to them and Kevin Hart. They be putting beautiful women in their skits-Black women-wifeys lust, all around beauty Dark heavens to milk chocolate kingdoms.

  4. I was walking and a guy drove by and yelled “Damn lil mama!” And when I gave him a weird look he said “Yeah I know she likes that” to his friend in the drivers seat. Does this count as a catcall? And should I take it as a compliment or should I be upset?

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