Uh, you know about this.
Chris Brown, he’s having a huge two-day
yard sale for some reason, and people are lined up
around the block. I guess it’s a hit. Allegedly. One word of advice
at this yard sale: don’t haggle. -No!
-Two punch jokes. So dark. -Yeah. -I hope this goes better
than the time Bill Cosby had a lemonade stand, um, for… -Well, I’m s… -I think
it’s kind of humiliating to be that big of a celebrity
and have a garage sale. But you should consider it,
Spade. What about, you know,
getting rid of some of those, uh,
Lucky Brand shirts with the caps? -I can’t… -I could– I could
just see my Jewish grandmother, like, bringing friends there,
like, “I heard he’s a wrapper. “He must have some tissues
and boxes “and some nice ribbons and… hand cream.” How much for the, uh… -Yeah?
-How much for the face tattoo? -Or is that not on sale?
-That’s not. I would not give my $20 away. If you’re a celebrity,
you don’t give… I had someone, knew my address,
climb the fence a month ago, walked around my yard. A month later, climbed my fence,
came in my house. -KIRSON: What?
-Yeah. -Same thing. -Was that not cool?
I’m so sorry. (laughter) And then I bailed her out
like an asshole. -Was she hot?
-You’re gonna do it again. -Yes!
-No, it wasn’t… It’s not even like that.
It’s just Chris. But Chris–
they have tents set up. I don’t know
what the angle is here. But you know what?
We sent someone out there. -FITZSIMMONS: No.
-Oh, yeah. We’ve got our correspondent,
Candice Thompson. She’s live
from Chris Brown’s line. Candice, what’s going on
out there? Oh, hey, Spade. There are a bunch of people
here in line. They actually had
to turn some people away ’cause they thought
they were in line for the Popeyes
chicken sandwich. -(laughter)
-Rude. Uh, hey, did you manage
to get anything? Oh, I sure did. I got, uh, this toaster. This toaster here. It had a thong stuck in it, but one side of it
still works okay. (laughter) And I got this dookie chain. It only cost $75,000. (bleep) dookie chain. You paid 75 grand
for a gold chain? Uh, no, don’t be ridiculous.Idid not pay for it. But make sure
Comedy Central does not look -at their Visa bill this month.
-(laughter) -Wait. What are you wearing?
-Ooh! It is… It is hot out here. -SPADE: What is that?
-KIRSON: Whoa. Uh… (laughs) Uh, you guys, I’d be a fool to come to
Chris Brown’s house ill-prepared to audition
for one of his music videos. (laughter) SPADE:
Oh, shit. Oh, snap. Hey, good luck
with that, Candice. I’ll buzz by there later
and see what’s going on. Next time you see me,
I might be pregnant. (laughter, applause) Hey. All right. FITZSIMMONS:
That is… It’s-it’s amazing, you know,
with this Comedy Central budget, that camera work was phenomenal. -SPADE: I know. That was
really nice. -KIRSON: Yeah. IPhone 4.