Uh, you know about this.
Chris Brown, he’s having a huge two-day
yard sale for some reason, and people are lined up
around the block. I guess it’s a hit. Allegedly. One word of advice
at this yard sale: don’t haggle. -No!
-Two punch jokes. So dark. -Yeah. -I hope this goes better
than the time Bill Cosby had a lemonade stand, um, for… -Well, I’m s… -I think
it’s kind of humiliating to be that big of a celebrity
and have a garage sale. But you should consider it,
Spade. What about, you know,
getting rid of some of those, uh,
Lucky Brand shirts with the caps? -I can’t… -I could– I could
just see my Jewish grandmother, like, bringing friends there,
like, “I heard he’s a wrapper. “He must have some tissues
and boxes “and some nice ribbons and… hand cream.” How much for the, uh… -Yeah?
-How much for the face tattoo? -Or is that not on sale?
-That’s not. I would not give my $20 away. If you’re a celebrity,
you don’t give… I had someone, knew my address,
climb the fence a month ago, walked around my yard. A month later, climbed my fence,
came in my house. -KIRSON: What?
-Yeah. -Same thing. -Was that not cool?
I’m so sorry. (laughter) And then I bailed her out
like an asshole. -Was she hot?
-You’re gonna do it again. -Yes!
-No, it wasn’t… It’s not even like that.
It’s just Chris. But Chris–
they have tents set up. I don’t know
what the angle is here. But you know what?
We sent someone out there. -FITZSIMMONS: No.
-Oh, yeah. We’ve got our correspondent,
Candice Thompson. She’s live
from Chris Brown’s line. Candice, what’s going on
out there? Oh, hey, Spade. There are a bunch of people
here in line. They actually had
to turn some people away ’cause they thought
they were in line for the Popeyes
chicken sandwich. -(laughter)
-Rude. Uh, hey, did you manage
to get anything? Oh, I sure did. I got, uh, this toaster. This toaster here. It had a thong stuck in it, but one side of it
still works okay. (laughter) And I got this dookie chain. It only cost $75,000. (bleep) dookie chain. You paid 75 grand
for a gold chain? Uh, no, don’t be ridiculous.Idid not pay for it. But make sure
Comedy Central does not look -at their Visa bill this month.
-(laughter) -Wait. What are you wearing?
-Ooh! It is… It is hot out here. -SPADE: What is that?
-KIRSON: Whoa. Uh… (laughs) Uh, you guys, I’d be a fool to come to
Chris Brown’s house ill-prepared to audition
for one of his music videos. (laughter) SPADE:
Oh, shit. Oh, snap. Hey, good luck
with that, Candice. I’ll buzz by there later
and see what’s going on. Next time you see me,
I might be pregnant. (laughter, applause) Hey. All right. FITZSIMMONS:
That is… It’s-it’s amazing, you know,
with this Comedy Central budget, that camera work was phenomenal. -SPADE: I know. That was
really nice. -KIRSON: Yeah. IPhone 4.
I need studio equipment chris ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HykhgHc8do
Hello!
? Is this a PR move or what? ?
Breezy would shit on y’all d celebrities any day even the toaster got more clout on y’all any day
I thought David spade was dead
LMFAO she's preggo for sure
When the unknown correspondent outshines 4 well-known comedians…
oh shit, oh snap!
Why the cheap shots at the beginning tho? ?
Yea just what we need more talentless white people shitn on black dudes…..
Yeah the news correspondent was hilarious ?
Remember when David Spade was funny
Only funny part was the girl on facetime
Damn Greg looks 20 years younger on spades show then joes
You took the bait Spade…..sorry, but I won't be tuning in any more. I thought you had more than cheap nudity tricks.
Damn it, the show has already lost that loving feeling, oh well, next late-night show, please.
Candice was funny??
Wow the hate is strong
Who gives two turtle shits about that clown
For only $50 Chris will pee on you.
This show is so good. Keep up the good work.
They lost me with all the rich people talk.
The jokes getting lamer and incredibly boring each year.
DAVID SPADE HAD A ABUSIVE DAD ?
?
"celebrities" are all morons that sold their souls and worship Satan spoiler alert you go to hell forever your god loses, lol.
corny ass jokes nexxxxxxttttt
This is funny?
Jen Kirkman raped me
Why isn't the lady on the st doing the show?
Awful brave of Fitz baggin on Spades looks wearing that bagger vance lid and that bunker face.
david looks like older version of charlie puth
Wow this show is so bad
It represents everything bad about hollywood, pop culture and comedy
I want to take a big shit in Chris Brown's mouth.
Comedy Central y'all need 2 level up if u wanna crack jokes about CB. & I mean level level level up✓
Nah it ain’t funny tbh he gave expensive stuff for a affordable price
Comedy Central needs fresh new faces.
they corny at least hes giving back and we looking like what have yall done for your fans or better yet how do yall even have air time when there so many more comedians funnier facts
i guess now a days all lames can come together and can have one show
They some hater “ disrespect for no reasons ?
What is the funny in this ?
Turn off your show , end it , try to do something good. You are most silly person in all TV history. It’s good for you to return back selling kids milk . Poor show poor man poor guests .
chris brown having a garage sale is like an event, his fans doesn't have a problem so leave the man alone.
What a horrible show who put this together and thought “yes this is good and funny.”
what does Bill Cosby have to do with Chris Brown? oh…I know.
Who thought this would be a good idea?
DAVIDFUCKINSPADERULEZ!!!
Oh GURL!!! CANDICE!!!!!!!
Why everybody always bullying people!!! David Spade you was never funny ?
Wow that chick next to spade turned hideous in 0.0000001th of a second. And just held it there. The horror I say.
Jessica's usually shtick doesn't work unless she's doing stand up…and she is the Queen of stand up.
If a different celeb did a yard sale there wouldn’t be hate just sayin
Candace is funny ?
the bill cosby "lemonade stand" part was funny
I didn't know 3 of the guests on the panel.
All the Chris brown fans are butthurt that spade made punching jokes, and now those fans are invading the comment section here. Chris Brown is a woman abusing piece of human garbage, and all Chris brown fans are ratchet trash
Ha so funny he don’t care about you it’s for his fans. no would wanna buy shit worn by any of these people ?????
Comedy!!!???
She was hilarious!
I never thought Jen Kirkman was funny, but at least she used to be nice to look at. What happened?
Damn Candace was hot!!
Yooooooo Candace is a FOXXXX!
Forget Tinashe….hey yo Candace!!!
How much of the stuff is covered in blood
Ok cuz y'all not going be joking about Chris Brown, at least he's doing something positive
That "alleged hit" line was genius lol.